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“Dance first. Think later. It's the natural
order.”
- Samuel Beckett
“Life is too short to dance with ugly women.”
- Anonymous
“If dancing were any easier it would be called football.”
- Anonymous
“Life may not be the party that we hoped for…
But while we’re here, we should dance.”
- Author Unknown
“I do everything the man does,
only backwards and in high heels!”
- Ginger Rogers
“You and I both know I’m a phenomenal dancer!”
- Author Unknown
“Almost nobody dances sober, unless they are insane.”
- HP Lovecraft
"Beginning dancers prefer to take
"intermediate" level classes.
Intermediate dancers prefer to take
"advanced" level classes.
Advanced dancers take private lessons
to work on their basics."
- Author Unknown
"The Three Styles of Tango:
American tango is when you've just started dating,
and you're flirting in an atmosphere of sexual tension.
Argentine tango is when you've just started sleeping
together
and you can't keep your hands off each other.
International tango is when you've been married for
seven years and you're only staying together
for the sake of the children."
- Author Unknown
"Dancing is the art of getting your feet out of the way
faster than your partner can step on them."
-Author Unknown
"There are only two places where indiscriminate hugging
is tolerated; the brothel and the ballroom."
- M.A. Ham
"If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet,
you'd best teach it to dance."
- George Bernard Shaw
"God match me with a good dancer."
- Shakespere
"If God had intended us to do Ballroom dancing,
he would have made women's knees bend the other way."
-Author Unknown
"A free spin is like taking a woman to the mall
and giving her a credit card,
she'll come back when she is ready."
- Carter Butler, Atlanta
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